"Lo malo de llorar cuando uno pica la cebolla no es el simple hecho de llorar, sino que a veces uno empieza y ya no puede parar."
Jack Lemmon: Just thinking about going back home. I hate the whole idea. Right after the funeral... there's going to be a board of directors meeting and probably a proxy fight... and I'll have to spend a week in Washington because they're investigating the Armbruster Foundation.
And there's that strike at our electronics plant in Wisconsin. And we'll probably have to recall 250,000 square feet of artificial turf because they said there's too much lead in the green paint…. Goddamn Ralph Nader… Who asked him?
Juliet Mills: Guess we all have our problems.
I have to pick up my cat from the vet's in Bayswater. Hope the garage will have my Mini Morris fixed by now. And I really should repaint my kitchen.
… Can I have your croissant?
Jack Lemmon: Of course. You can have anything you want.